Virtual friendship

A friendship that exists mostly through text and social media as opposed to direct human contact.
Bro 1: Yo, bro, you still friends with ____?
Bro 2: Yeah, but it's not going anywhere. She only wants to talk online or through text. She never wants to chill.
Bro 1: So it's a virtual friendship?
Bro 2: Yeah... fuck.
by Keeeeen October 1, 2012
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virtual intimacy

When I read what you wrote it's like kissing the nape of your neck, wrapping our fingers together, seeing you though we are apart, in splendid virtual intimacy.
by Emily Christine June 2, 2007
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virtual circle

A virtual smoking circle.

when two or more people chatting online are smoking weed as tho they are in a real smoking circle, this is done by hitting a bowl they have loaded and saying "puff puff pass" to signify that you have hit it the pipe and are passing it to the next in rotation. Each person involved would wait thier turn to hit there own loaded bowl and say "puff puff pass" after having done so until all but one persons pipe is gone.

*While thic could be done with things other then pipes, such as a bong or other device, it would not be recommended you try this with anything rolled because it will be wasted, while you wait for your turn.
1: Hey wanna have a virtual circle?
2: hell yes
3: puff puff pass...
1: puff puff pass...
2: puff puff pass...
3: puff puff pass...
...
by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009
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virtual swagger

How one presents oneself or behaves, often in a presumed position of superiority, in a virtual environment. Unlike the more visceral form 'swagger' (i.e. one's walk, strut), virtual swagger (or v-swag) is primarily expressed through outbursts of text and may often be supported by virtual gestures (i.e. emotes).
World of Warcraft

Tank: this ain't rp bra. quit being a vag. trinket the blind. cloak the deathcoils. blind the ap. chain some cc and kill the f'n shadow caster first!

Healer: Charming, albeit just self-important virtual swagger.
by syorkie June 10, 2011
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virtual rape

Using info found / trusted with online to completely discredit someone to the point they smash their modem (Or equivalent)
Jody had broken up with Jake, so to get her back for dumping him he spread over the internet she'd never kissed. It was virtual rape.
by Darkewolfie August 3, 2010
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virtual freedom

The ability to behave or express oneself within a set of socially or politically set parameters while simultaneously perceiving oneself to be free of any such parameters. Coined by Tim Francis in May 2007.
Virtual freedom is a very popular philosophy in the United States. Political correctness is a symptom of virtual freedom.
by Tim Francis May 25, 2007
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virtual wrapping

The process of having to close ones eyes while being handed an unwrapped gift.
Merry Christmas! I got you a gift. Close your eyes...I didn't have time to wrap it.
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?
by shep17 December 28, 2011
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