Bro 1: Yo, bro, you still friends with ____?
Bro 2: Yeah, but it's not going anywhere. She only wants to talk online or through text. She never wants to chill.
Bro 1: So it's a virtual friendship?
Bro 2: Yeah... fuck.
Bro 2: Yeah, but it's not going anywhere. She only wants to talk online or through text. She never wants to chill.
Bro 1: So it's a virtual friendship?
Bro 2: Yeah... fuck.
by Keeeeen April 28, 2012
When I read what you wrote it's like kissing the nape of your neck, wrapping our fingers together, seeing you though we are apart, in splendid virtual intimacy.
by Emily Christine May 17, 2007
Merry Christmas! I got you a gift. Close your eyes...I didn't have time to wrap it.
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?
by shep17 December 25, 2011
A description of a person having too many virtual identities, passwords, and/or domain names that they are not using but cannot or will not delete. Almost identical to emotional baggage replacing people with online alternative identities.
Virtual baggage includes that old Hotmail account you can't remove because it's your only connection with your middle-aged school friends, or the Hi5 account you won't delete because of that has that one mystery chick, or the whole bunch of domain names you acquired last night just because you think they'll "come in handy at some point."
by RowlD July 22, 2011
The ability to behave or express oneself within a set of socially or politically set parameters while simultaneously perceiving oneself to be free of any such parameters. Coined by Tim Francis in May 2007.
Virtual freedom is a very popular philosophy in the United States. Political correctness is a symptom of virtual freedom.
by Tim Francis May 10, 2007
How one presents oneself or behaves, often in a presumed position of superiority, in a virtual environment. Unlike the more visceral form 'swagger' (i.e. one's walk, strut), virtual swagger (or v-swag) is primarily expressed through outbursts of text and may often be supported by virtual gestures (i.e. emotes).
World of Warcraft
Tank: this ain't rp bra. quit being a vag. trinket the blind. cloak the deathcoils. blind the ap. chain some cc and kill the f'n shadow caster first!
Healer: Charming, albeit just self-important virtual swagger.
Tank: this ain't rp bra. quit being a vag. trinket the blind. cloak the deathcoils. blind the ap. chain some cc and kill the f'n shadow caster first!
Healer: Charming, albeit just self-important virtual swagger.
by syorkie May 16, 2011
Using info found / trusted with online to completely discredit someone to the point they smash their modem (Or equivalent)
Jody had broken up with Jake, so to get her back for dumping him he spread over the internet she'd never kissed. It was virtual rape.
by Darkewolfie August 03, 2010