Virginity

Something that disappeared from America long ago.
Tessa: I lost my virginity yesterday!
Bob: Aren't you thirteen?
Tess: Going on fourteen!
Bob: Slut.
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Virgin

Something I am because I’m an unmarried Christian male.
I’m a Virgin because I’m religiously prohibited from engaging in premarital sex.
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Someone who looks up the word virgin.
During the National Spelling bee, Jim said, "Look at that virgin go!"
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One who writes disgusting decriptions of sexual acts with women and submits them for publication in an on-line slang dictionary.
If you find eating a combination of cum and poop satisfying or funny, it is because you are a virgin and have never actualy done it.
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Me: hey Timmy what ya playing

Bob: I’m not Timmy but I’m playing fortnite
Me: you virgin
Bob: I mean Minecraft

Me: Boi you lost your virginity haven’t you

Bob: I’m 12
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A person who wait's til marriage to have sexual intercoarse
Craig : Wow can't believe it's prom season seems like we just went ourselves!
Chad : Yeah what A night I remember having a threesome with Jenny & Marissa!
Craig : Didn't Marissa have A baby 9 months later?
Chad : Uh yeah but it wasn't mine!
Craig : But you were the only guy and she was a Virgin who's was it then?
Chad : I would say Jim's since he was holdin the camera and jacking off!
Craig : Yeah Right his sperm just flew across the room and landed in her pussy!
Chad : Seriously It was in our hair all over the girls pussy's and my dick the floor and walls were covered too!
Craig : Chad shut the fuck up!
Chad : Dam I bet hotel service had fun cleaning up that sticky mess!
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