Vagina
Vagina by Blue Mattress06 December 12, 2017
Vagina
A deep crevis in a woman that is only spoken by men. Some say that 1 in 10 have razor sharp teeth that will eat your penis, others say that they smell like the ocean..... Mmmmm, the beach.... Also if you displease the ancient greek gods, your vagina will bleed for 50 years.
Michael- Have you seen that Jewish kid named kyle?
Patrick- No, i had heard he's in the ER.
Michael- OMG, why?
Patrick- He had sex with some girl in her vagina.
Patrick- No, i had heard he's in the ER.
Michael- OMG, why?
Patrick- He had sex with some girl in her vagina.
Vagina by LongSchlongsAndWongs August 13, 2015
vagina
The box the penis comes in.
Women who give birth to more than 3 kids believe its another word for clown car.
first two points of contact for a SHOCKER.
The place where men spend 9 months trying to leave and the rest of their lives trying to get back into.
Women who give birth to more than 3 kids believe its another word for clown car.
first two points of contact for a SHOCKER.
The place where men spend 9 months trying to leave and the rest of their lives trying to get back into.
Her Vagina was so tight she only gave birth to paper dolls.
Her Vagina was so big there were bats hanging from her clitoris.
Her Vagina smelled so bad that a CSI team wouldnt go near it.
Her Vagina was so big there were bats hanging from her clitoris.
Her Vagina smelled so bad that a CSI team wouldnt go near it.
vagina by Freakyfast95gts September 4, 2007
vagina
I haven't had pussy in seven years! I've had vagina. I hate vagina! I came out of a vagina; and as soon as I got out, I said: "man, I have to get me some pussy!" (...) married women don't have pussies; married women have vaginas. –
Chris Rock's words about the fact that nothing gets you ready for marriage
Chris Rock's words about the fact that nothing gets you ready for marriage
vagina by Alfredo1982 September 11, 2006
Vagina
Sci. name - Pussius Cuntiholus
Other terms - cunt, credit card swiper, minge, raw meat, etc..
A pair of lips that have been mysteriously positioned sideways as an act of disgrace by god, with the mustache placed in a normal position (referred to as pubic hair).
In its natural habitat, known as "knickers" or "thongs", Pussius Cuntiholus can be found internationally in the most extreme of environmental conditions. However, it faces extinction due to its redundancy, seeing as many penises (the vagina's counterpart) are finding means to release their sexual tension in car exhausts, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even in socks...
Other terms - cunt, credit card swiper, minge, raw meat, etc..
A pair of lips that have been mysteriously positioned sideways as an act of disgrace by god, with the mustache placed in a normal position (referred to as pubic hair).
In its natural habitat, known as "knickers" or "thongs", Pussius Cuntiholus can be found internationally in the most extreme of environmental conditions. However, it faces extinction due to its redundancy, seeing as many penises (the vagina's counterpart) are finding means to release their sexual tension in car exhausts, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even in socks...
1. The penis was inserted into the vagina briskly
2. Man 1: "David is such a vagina"
Man 2: "I believe the term is 'cunt'"
Man 1: "SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT SMELL"
3. I swear that piece of raw meat was vagina...my mistake
2. Man 1: "David is such a vagina"
Man 2: "I believe the term is 'cunt'"
Man 1: "SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT SMELL"
3. I swear that piece of raw meat was vagina...my mistake
Vagina by Dee.Vee. Stewie March 16, 2009