underwear

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

by Ass Clown November 3, 2002

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underwater sex

A great experience, very pleasurable. But if you don't finish fast enough you drown, so be brief.

Guy 1 : I had underwater sex with my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2 : Dude isn't that dangerous?

Guy 1 : Nah man, It was so hot I came in like thirty seconds.

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

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A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.

You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

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Underarm

The wrong way to bowl in a Cricket match. This happened most memorably in a Australia vs New Zealand match in 1981 where the dirty Australians were very unsporting and stole the series by bowling the ball underarm instead of overarm, preventing the New Zealand batsman to score the 6 runs needed to win the series. Goes directly against the Gentlemanly nature of the game.

"No, Greg, no, you can't do that" (Ian Chappell, Commentator of the game and the brother of both the Aussie Captain, Greg, and the offending bowler, Trevor.)

The Underarm '81 incident is "the most disgusting incident I can recall in the history of cricket" (Rob Muldoon, the then Prime Minister of NZ)

by babysharknz August 15, 2009

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B-string Underwear

Items in your underwear collection that are not suitable for special occasions, and are otherwise ratty underwear that you wouldn't want anyone else catching sight of.

I'm staying in tonight and there's no chance of getting laid, so I'll just grab a pair of b-string underwear.

by parkslump July 4, 2010

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