timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise
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to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
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Turnip

Hey Hayley u could buy a whole turnip with that £2 !!
by Hihaykey January 10, 2017
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Turnip

The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.
The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.
by praisetheturnips March 23, 2021
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Turnip

Turnip is used when a group of girls's get pissed drunk in a school bathroom. Comenly in barhaven
You wanna go turnip with some girls @ Ldh?
by Chad101 February 21, 2014
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Turnip

In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.
"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"
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Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.
Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?
by Chief Wombat December 02, 2019
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