pink turnips

Fake or plastic boobs

I love to eat pink turnips

by Getbigpussy April 16, 2011

Turnip Switcheroo

The action of swapping something valuable with a Turnip, Such as the blue diamond, in order to trick someone.

A ha, the old turnip switcheroo!

by Kyuorsomethinidk June 27, 2025

picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 17, 2012

Turnip

The most GOATED person to exist.

Wow, he must be a Turnip

by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.

by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018

Radish VS Turnip

A group of 5 men, 3 Irish, 1 Filipino and 1 Austrian who don’t know what’s funnier to say. Radish or Turnip?

“RADISH” “TURNIP” “it’s radish vs turnip”

by DMADSIJ September 16, 2025

turnip

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

by epicteq.com September 3, 2020