Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe

a Pussy yellow canoe is when 58 chinese men kidnap an 8 year old girl and take turns shoving bricks up her asshole and then throwing her in a river. During this the chinese men pray to satan and have anal sex.

I was walking in China by a secluded river when i heard shouts and moaning of a child and horny chinese men. I went to investigate as I witnessed Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe. The number of newborn baby penis' i saw that day will scar me forever. Also watching the girl being killed by way of brick in the ass will bug me for a bit.

by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

Tsunami

1. Massive waves sometimes up to a thousand feet high caused by undersea earthquakes or volcanic eruptions.

-From Japanese, port (tsu) wave (nami).

2. A large, unstopable force.

3. A character on the popular anime "Tenchi Muyo!"

"Schismatrix" is a tsunami of imagination (actual review).

by Shaper January 19, 2004

Tsunami

A big easyly surfable wave

"if them pakis knew how to surf they would of survived"

by Mo Money March 4, 2005

Red Tsunami

Another word for a womans period.

I know what a red tsunami is!
Oh do you? What is it?
It's a period, all over your face!
Um,....I think it's just a period.

by Rob c March 28, 2007

Tsunami Shaming

When someone is tsunami shamed, their problems, big or small, are shot down immediately on the premise of ''At least you haven't suffered a tsunami''. It's hard to tell whether this is supposed to be comforting or or whether the person is playing the douche on purpose.

Two examples of tsunami shaming:

John: Hey Bob, what's up?

Bob: It's been a rough week. My dog got hit by a car, one of my parents lost their job, and I got a cold just in time for the finals.

John: Yeah, well, at least your house isn't three miles from where it used to be. Toughen up.

Linda: I heard you were moving to an apartment, Jane.

Jane: Yeah, my family's house is getting foreclosed on, we have to be out within a month. The only place I can afford is really small and seedy. I feel more sorry for my kids than myself.

Linda: Stop bitching, a least they'll have a roof over their heads, UNLIKE THE TSUNAMI VICTIMS!!!

by Xaya April 9, 2011

tsunami

noun: A delicious (yet powerful) drink consisting of equal parts Absolut Citron, 7-UP, and Redbull.

Its chemical effect on the the female bloodstream is akin to a liquid (but legal) form of GHB.

'I hit her up with two tsunamis and that was all she wrote...'

by kakeman23 May 17, 2004

tsunami bomb

Awesome punk band from Petaluma, CA. Agent M, the lead singer is amazing for a punk band. They broke up in 2005.

Dude, are you going to see Tsunami Bomb at the Phoenix?

by rHoOo January 18, 2009