topple-lmao

Laughing so hard that you fall off the chair you are sitting on.
Topple While Laughing Your Ass Off

Vie:"Sandy will mostly be the janitors sex slave"
Sam:"Topple-lmao *falls off chair*"

by V1e December 2, 2009

TopperGO!

~A brilliant sex machine; A "bang" factory.

The boy i met last night turned out to be a TopperGO!.

by Gizmo(the cat) dragon slayer April 29, 2011

topper nug

the dankest nug of a new sac that you leave out to smoke first

You: Did you leave out the topper nug to smoke first?
Friend: Yes
You: Lets smoke it.

by weeder9811 April 18, 2013

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

Topeling

Parking your whip in a crooked manner whether within the lines or across one of the lines. A half-in, half-out, half-assed park job.

Wow. That is some epic topeling. Was he drunk when he parked or does he need new glasses?

by TheSeller August 25, 2018

Toppersplaining

the explanation of something by one of the class toppers, typically to a backbencher or a failing classmate, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

I'm listening to a guy toppersplaining economics to one of his classmates

by thenaminator777 January 7, 2021

bottle topper

A person who snorts cocaine out a girls ass

Franco I a bottle topper

by jkolgf April 13, 2015