An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 January 10, 2012
Get the Somerset Toffee Applemug. by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009
Get the Sticky Toffee Puddingmug. John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"
Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020
Get the Sticky Toffee Bummingmug. by dAnarky April 17, 2003
Get the toffee nosed twatmug. The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.
Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction
by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017
Get the dutch toffee wafflemug. Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.
by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009
Get the Toffee Nosed Twatmug. Where a man comes into a woman's belly button, then either he,- or another person who is involved in a threesome - sucks it out and swallows it.
Mate, after our light lunch i was still hungry so me, Shelly and Dave went back to my house and had a sticky toffee pudding
by bates789 March 31, 2009
Get the Sticky toffee puddingmug.