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Fuck Toddler

Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!
by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019
mugGet the Fuck Toddlermug.

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
mugGet the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'mug.

Toddler

A child around the age of 2-4 y/o that will probably ask you if you have games on your phone!We also love toddler,they are little humans!Some people find them cute,others find them annoying but I personally think that they arent that bad and I love toddlers!
My aunt as a little toddler!
by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021
mugGet the Toddlermug.

Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.
The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025
mugGet the Toddlermug.

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
mugGet the Toddler Lunchmug.

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
mugGet the tonsil toddlermug.

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.
My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.
by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014
mugGet the Toddler facemug.

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