Early Life Crisis: when a person realizes they are too young to do anything important and will never have their worth recognized until they are an adult. People commonly tell them that they are going to be successful and but they know that sucess is far off because of their age. Depression follows quickly.
Opposite of midlife crisis.
Opposite of midlife crisis.
Adam: Eve is so amazing, she could totally make it big in this world.
Seth: What? She is only fourteen!
Adam: So? She is amazing.
Seth: Whatever man, she is too young. I mean do you even know her? One look in her eyes screams E.L. Crisis! Even she knows she is just an insignificant kid.
Seth: What? She is only fourteen!
Adam: So? She is amazing.
Seth: Whatever man, she is too young. I mean do you even know her? One look in her eyes screams E.L. Crisis! Even she knows she is just an insignificant kid.
by Darby Lou January 11, 2009
A kick ass light gun game made by namco . like time crisis it as a pedal for reloading but instead of just a gun it has sub-machine gun for its lightgun. Also like time crisis it has time limits for each area. Remade for PS2 and wilddog is not in it. Swat based instead of secret agent based
Crisis Zone needs to be two player.
by scannerfish January 01, 2005
The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related.
by CardWa January 22, 2008
"Oh my God- I'm having a midwife crisis!"
by 321 barbie February 06, 2012
by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009
Any middle aged women who dresses inappropriately and/or sports a belly ring. She may also have a relatively new tramp stamp which can be seen because she dresses like she's twenty-something instead of 40 (or over). She is almost always a divorcee and thinks of herself as a cougar.
Barb: "I was at the mall yesterday and saw Karen shopping at Urban Outfitters. What the hell is she thinking?"
Jessica: "No big surprise. She got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. Maybe we should stage a Midriff Crisis intervention."
Jessica: "No big surprise. She got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. Maybe we should stage a Midriff Crisis intervention."
by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009
An introvert's crisis is a scenario when one can't decide whether to be alone because of their anxiety around people (except close relatives and friends) or make new friends because they feel lonely.
Dad: Son, how are you?
Son: I don't feel well.
Dad: Why?
Son: I'm feeling lonely today.
Dad: Why not try to make new friends?
Son: I don't want to because I feel anxious around other people.
Dad: I thought you didn't want to be alone.
Son: Yeah, that confuses others because I have an introvert's crisis.
Son: I don't feel well.
Dad: Why?
Son: I'm feeling lonely today.
Dad: Why not try to make new friends?
Son: I don't want to because I feel anxious around other people.
Dad: I thought you didn't want to be alone.
Son: Yeah, that confuses others because I have an introvert's crisis.
by Summer Vacation June 01, 2021