Rules for being a singer:
1. Never wear anything normal
2. Marry after 2-15 weeks
3. Either make good music and be depressed, or make bad music and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment
4. drugs. take it as you will, but whatever happens, drugs have to be involved
5. Most importantly of all, either O.D. or shoot yourself, and you are never aloud to live past 60
1. Never wear anything normal
2. Marry after 2-15 weeks
3. Either make good music and be depressed, or make bad music and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment
4. drugs. take it as you will, but whatever happens, drugs have to be involved
5. Most importantly of all, either O.D. or shoot yourself, and you are never aloud to live past 60
Wow, look at that depressed, regretful, weird ass guy holding pills in one hand and a gun in the other contemplating which to kill himself with! He must be a famous singer.
by thatguywhostalksyouafterwork July 27, 2017
A girl that a game developer, known as Luke, simps for. She's a pop singer that never sings and is the main love interest in Harmony of Love: An Alicia dating sim
by TheSecretImpostor February 05, 2021
When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.
She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.
by wanderingfellow May 05, 2025
Adam is an amazing guy that just happens to look like a pile of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks. But you keep telling yourself, he's not THAT bad.
by Prockg12 April 09, 2018
Someone who once thought they were good at singing, then went to a concert and preformed then got boos after their performance.
Terrible Singer: I'm so good at singing I am preforming at America's Got Talent
Terrible Singer @ America's Got Talent: *Breathes*
Judges: *Presses X buzzers*
Terrible Singer @ America's Got Talent: *Breathes*
Judges: *Presses X buzzers*
by LunarEclipse597 October 27, 2019