Craig

a person who goes to a Golf shop with no intention of buying.

Did you see that Craig I just served. He will never buy anything.

by Bulldog 1 May 21, 2008

Craig

A womanising douchebag. Changes girls from week to week, is never sure what he wants and will up and leave as soon as a new option comes along. Immature in matters of the heart, and the victim of his own indecisiveness. Tries to be silly because he thinks it's endearing, but once you know him well enough you see that it is just immature and not cute at all.

Watch out for this one - he's charming in a silly way, but he'll break your heart.

1. 'Did you hear? Bonnie got dumped!' 'Oh no! What a Craig.' 2. 'Craig has been cheating on Jess with Hazel.' 'No surprises there.'

by Kya-chan March 26, 2011

Craig|

Refers to the ancient australian 'social reject' sub-categeory of of the darwin people.

Watch out Tess! That Craig| is after your ass

by Shane4t4 October 21, 2011

Craig

The sexiest man alive can bench 350 and what a lady’s man, lives in Canada eh and loves all water sports best friend is the J aka sky devil Craig gets more bum than the toilet seat and his voice is the lowest ever for being 15

My man is a real Craig

by Monica😉 April 20, 2018

Craig

Homosexual, often found playing halo and pretending to smoke pot. Has no real friends but believes that everyone loves him. At the same time every person on earth, even those who he has never met in entire world hate him. Often creating death threats and thrashing about when he is angered. A common phrase from him is "ILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!"

Believes in communism but cannot defend it from the weakest of arguments. Overall, a tool.

Guy 1: Haha its craig

Guy 2: Yeah I know that guys a cunt.

by ldkfjlasjdflasdf May 22, 2009

craig

The term craig can be used anywhere, it depends on what craig means and where it is used.

To be craig - to be hench/ripped/peng/beasty/manly.

Craig you up - to rape/have sex/beat up/touch up etc.

To be craiging - weight training, taking a fat dump, to be just loling.

just sayin.

we all love a bit of craig

by lukenukem1012 November 27, 2011

craig

craig is an old term used by english gay men for havin sex with another male for a small gain in welth(rent boy)

i done a craig so i cn afford the bills this week

by sum strange guy October 30, 2007