Nose tie

When you tie your nose hairs to a man or womans pubic hair make them cum then without cutting the hair you pull away from each other

You wanna see a nose tie

by The guy that did nose tie September 25, 2017

Tie on the door

When a tie is on a dorm room door, it means that the people in there are having sex

“Don’t forget to put the tie on the door, we don’t want your roomie walking in.”

by sage6andthe9 February 1, 2022

Tie Flossing

Defined by the usage of a colleague's tie to floss one's anal region.

The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.

Correct flossing procedure is as follows;

1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)

2. tie should be posted between legs

3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located

4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants

If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.

the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.

If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.

caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.

Bystander 1: That gentleman stole my muffin!

Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.

Bystander 1: Jolly good idea

by tiebandit September 8, 2011

cable tie

an item that when bought in a store can make you look like a murderer

cashier 1: hey that guy just bought some cable ties.
cashier 2: damn he must be a murderer

by daisy buch February 1, 2018

tie for first

(n.) when two people fall in love, but you both want each other to win. it's something you say so that you both win.

You: I love you!
Me: I love you moreeeeee!
You: NO! I DO
Me: NO YOU FECKING BETCH, I DO.
You: TIE FOR FIRST?
Me: Okay. (: <3
You: (; <3

by Vadriac October 9, 2008

tie one on

To get drunk, sauced, hammered, sleighed, intoxicated, snookered, pissed, sh!t faced or wasted.

I tie one on and called some chick I met on the internet.

by Drew & Marguerite May 11, 2008

Tie game

The reason why Americans hate football (soccer) because every other freakin' sport over hear (even golf for christs sake!) has some sort of tie breaker. In a football match where guys will kick a ball around for an hour and a half and do NOTHING, they will slump off the field in a 0-0 tie. Who the hell wants to watch that? No one! We Americans happen to have very short attention spans (hell, that's why we invented tivo) we want to see ACTION. Which is why we like basketball, american football, and lacrosse. Don't get me wrong, soccer is a great game to play and watch, but it does get very dull in a tie game. :P

European: Did you watch the soccer/football game last night?

Normal American: No, I played video games. Who won?

European: uhhhhhh they tied

Normal American: Score?

European: (embarrassed) zero zero

Normal American: Ha! glad I didn't watch that! *mumbles* stupid sport. No one likes a tie game.

by Charny3 June 24, 2010