ball-tick

person who is unpleasant to be around because they suck you dry. they generally just like to suck.

See Donte as in Don Worden

Quick hide, here comes that ball-tick Donte, I can't stand him.

by J Marek January 11, 2004

Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 21, 2010

tick nerd

A person who is into the Tick cartoon series a little too much. this person may been seen with tick action figures.

Hey Brian, you are such a tick nerd. I can't believe you actually have a tick action figure.

by Wes Felts November 20, 2007

tick taco

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019

bitch tick

Uncontrollable, chronic bitchy tourettes. Takes the form of bitchy swearing, bitchy facial expressions or other outward displays of bitchiness that are unnecessary or uncalled for.

"Nah, she's not really mad, she just has a bitch tick."

by lemmyguess June 3, 2016

Tick on a Stick

Another way of describing an engorged head of a penis.
similar to "purple headed warrior", it reflects the shiny, purple hue that full ticks and boners seem to have.
Not totally sure if this is applicable to uncircumcised penises.....

Better give that little pussycat some Frontline, 'cause she's gonna get some of my Tick on a Stick!

by JuanTabonia July 9, 2012