Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.
by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008
Get the Thumbing the Sausage mug.A dangerous but really fun method of getting high. Also called "The Fainting Game" or the "Thumb Blow" doing the following can give you an intense high for about 5 seconds.
1. Sit in the squatting position.
2. Breathe in and out heavily for 20-30 seconds.
3. Stand up quickly.
4. Blow on your thumb as hard as you can.
When you thumb, you hear voices, see crazy visions, and lots more. It feels like you're traveling through time. When you're high, it seems like all of it happens in a few minutes, maybe longer. But in reality it only lasts a few seconds. You tend you shake and move back and forward in jerking motions, but it's just in your head. The feeling is pretty much indescribable, and it's better than weed.
Sometimes, you could even pass out. When you pass out, you only pass out for a few seconds but you have INTENSE and crazy dreams about a lot of things. When you wake up, you'll be really disoriented and you'll feel extremely awesome but fucked up. After you thumb, you sort of forget what happened when you were high, like, what you saw.
The feeling you get when you thumb is amazing and intense, but only do it a few times. If you do it too much, you could get bad brain damage, or even die. When you thumb, have a friend with you just in case something really bad happens. Don't be too scared though, it's really fun and fucked up.
1. Sit in the squatting position.
2. Breathe in and out heavily for 20-30 seconds.
3. Stand up quickly.
4. Blow on your thumb as hard as you can.
When you thumb, you hear voices, see crazy visions, and lots more. It feels like you're traveling through time. When you're high, it seems like all of it happens in a few minutes, maybe longer. But in reality it only lasts a few seconds. You tend you shake and move back and forward in jerking motions, but it's just in your head. The feeling is pretty much indescribable, and it's better than weed.
Sometimes, you could even pass out. When you pass out, you only pass out for a few seconds but you have INTENSE and crazy dreams about a lot of things. When you wake up, you'll be really disoriented and you'll feel extremely awesome but fucked up. After you thumb, you sort of forget what happened when you were high, like, what you saw.
The feeling you get when you thumb is amazing and intense, but only do it a few times. If you do it too much, you could get bad brain damage, or even die. When you thumb, have a friend with you just in case something really bad happens. Don't be too scared though, it's really fun and fucked up.
My friend Zach thumbed in my living room the other day. He passed out, fell backwards and knocked over my goddamn computer and a bunch of other shit. I couldn't stop laughing. Thumbing is crazy.
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