Golden Throne

a word use when a girl sit on your lap and you have a boner

man, last night yesterday that girl sat on my Golden Throne

by red eyed beast May 9, 2012

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Thunder throne

When a chick is giving you a blumpkin and after you shove her face in the toilet.

Chick 1: hey so my asshole boyfriend did a thunder throne on me...
Chick 2: oh haha how was it?
Chick 1: shitty..

Guy 1: hey man so my gf was giving me a blumpkin and I pulled a thunder throne on her.
Guy 2: nice bro!!!
*guys high five*

by Laker_boy October 15, 2011

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beer throne

This is the ultimate achievement in a student house. A houseful of students drink beer and try to build a full size throne from the empties. Has to be cans, as bottles dont stack well. Extra credit goes to any house who drinks the beer requirement in a night.

They built a beer throne at Jamie's house last night!

by notachav June 11, 2006

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porcelain throne

Comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. Another phrase used is porcelain gods.

She's still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. Or, Praying to the porcelain gods.

by haymaz April 22, 2004

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claim the throne

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit

The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"

by CaptCouch May 22, 2016

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