big thread

Where friends gather to chat while the cruddies are busy hating elsewhere

I LOVE the big thread....It's a cruddie-free zone!

by SexyHo June 14, 2004

thread

another word for cocaine.
Etymology: a line of cocaine resembles a piece of white thread

'fellas, does anyone crank some thread by the church benches?'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'

by further mathematician June 17, 2018

Guitar Thread Geek

A type of person found on guitar threads, who lectures any "noob" (new person) trying to find out basic guitar info such as: "what type of effects does Slash use?" the noob is repremanded and/or mocked for their choice of music and the need to ask such questions. The Thread Geek invariably goes off topic talking absolute bullshit about extravagant effects pedals, Rare or (badly) modded ugly guitars, pointless exotic scales and dissing really popular bands (usually Heavy Metal bands eg. Megadeth), by claiming some obscure guitar player (Usually Steve Vai) is technically better and its a shame how tasteless the masses are.

Noob: "Hey does anybody know what kind of effects Slash uses?"

Guitar Thread Geek: "tisk tisk, Slash is so overrated and sloppy, I mean if you have to ask that you shouldn't be playing guitar, I'd recommend you check out Steve Vai and his amazing solo played through the mixalodian scale with a bagpipe emulator on his rotten floor board 13 string custom guitar, I personally like to use the entire range of pedals run through a super mega boogie woogie J-899999 amp that really gives an exsquisite sound with a cross patched fade in and scream out pad."

Noob: "WTF??? Fuck you douche, I just wanted some advice"

by thespeakerofmanytru8 December 7, 2011

shtickless thread

A thread that lacks shtick, perhaps the greatest thread ever created by gin and robot at the beggining of March. Full of jokes, insults, and entertaining drivel. Famed members are in the SHoF (Shtickless Hall of Fame) and referred to as SHoFers.

Yo homie, I'm breaking up with my girl so I can post in the Shtickless Thread more. I wanna be a SHoFer!

by gin April 19, 2005

/thread

Close thread

Used in various forums to signify that this thread needs to be closed for various reasons

Thread title: Free Porn
Poster: "/thread"

by hdevonxz October 20, 2006

theep dinker

Someone who takes a simple idea way out of proportion, believing that they are coming up with some deep explanation but they really make no sense to the foolish masses

A lot of people call me a babbling fool because I speak the truth in riddles but much like Dr. Suess I am simply a theep dinker.

by Gr8 G'sUs August 17, 2012

theepan

An Indian loveable hunk who is diverse and is kind to all

Mmm, you just a theepan

by unicornpotatopeeler May 14, 2015