Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022

Ain’t that some shit

A cheeky way to reply when someone states the obvious. A less insulting way to say: “No shit Sherlock” or “Thank you Captain Obvious.”

Brojamin: Bro, she blocked me after I cheated on her
Dudeathan: Ain’t that some shit.

by Invisibilitycloak December 26, 2024

ain’t got it boss

When you just don’t have it

Frank: “Vance, you got last weeks scanned out stolen?”

Vance: “ain’t got it boss”

by Unhypnotize July 1, 2021

Oh no baby that ain’t going to work

As phrase used by the one and only Adlina Cedillo-Silva usually used to make clear or prove a point.

Girl tried to shake her ass but was flat”oh no baby that ain’t going to work”.

by Theoneandonlyallison November 25, 2020

a bitch dat ain’t shit

meemee

guy: i can’t stand a bitch dat ain’t shit
guy 2: oh u must be talkin abt meemee

by real nigga 8568 July 18, 2022

Ain’t shi

When yk u doin sum green as shi an don’t give af

Damnnnn Brooke yk u ain’t shi foh dat, got dat Nigga rollin

by Taewitdak May 9, 2022

I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021