what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

by KadV January 24, 2009

What the fuck is your problem?

Standard greeting to fellow travelers on two-lane highways with insufficient passing zones.

Hwy 24-27, or Stanly County as a (w)hole.

by John Whitley May 16, 2005

[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

by shemadeabooboo January 2, 2009

what the fuck is wrong with you

Dude seriously why are you doing that

Jake!?!? What The fuck is wrong with you nigg? Goddam dough

by MotherfuckerJonesy November 28, 2013

excuse me what the fuck

when i read definitions on this site.

Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck

by kittenbunny65 February 24, 2021

hit by the what the fuck truck

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.

JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!

by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008

and i was like what the fuck

a phrase used by the polock dan, when something is just like WTF!!!

I looked at how much my books cost "and i was like what the fuck!!!"

by polock dan January 17, 2004