by Michael Joseph Anthony Costa August 30, 2008
An airborne virus that attaches itself to the rage receptors of the brain. It makes a normal individual get ungodly crunk and break anything and everything within 13 feet. Bud Ice may influence and encourage this virus. Although there are no known cures to this affliction it must be combated with alcohol, withdrawal from alcohol may increase the viruses capabilities and left alone for long enough it will destroy the host.
"Man I'm Ragin' lets break some ceiling tiles"
"No Don't do that its just the Phoenix virus talking."
"No Don't do that its just the Phoenix virus talking."
by Nick the virus Teabags April 01, 2008
Chinese Communist Party Virus: An evil virus started by a country full of disgusting bat-eaters. Now a pandemic, it has killed hundreds of thousands innocent people all over the world and has wreaked havoc in virtually every country. It’s well on our way of being endemic.
“I sure hope things start looking up soon. If it weren’t for the CCP Virus, I’d still be happily employed right now”.
by disco.puppy September 15, 2020
Pertaining to any thought(s) or idea(s) or problem(s) that causes an individual to devote an inordiant amount of time thinking or acting upon the aformentioned thought(s), idea(s) or problem(s). Mind viruses typically cause all other work to cease unless,
a. the idea is completely thought out,
b. the problem is solved,
c. interaction from an individual who has not been affected by the mind virus intervenes, or provides an immediate solution to the idea.
Mind virus are very contagious, especially in individuals who work in scientific, engineering or philisophical communities. Virus can spread via email, web pages, and word-of-mouth.
There is no absolute cure that is currently available in perscription or over-the-counter pills.
a. the idea is completely thought out,
b. the problem is solved,
c. interaction from an individual who has not been affected by the mind virus intervenes, or provides an immediate solution to the idea.
Mind virus are very contagious, especially in individuals who work in scientific, engineering or philisophical communities. Virus can spread via email, web pages, and word-of-mouth.
There is no absolute cure that is currently available in perscription or over-the-counter pills.
The ideas on creating a successful DARPA challenge vehicle entry caused many engineers to contract a mind virus.
by Steve Gurski September 15, 2006
In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.
Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.
*containment cell shatters*
Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!
Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!
*dies*
*containment cell shatters*
Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!
Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!
*dies*
by Apocolypse_Surviver April 04, 2009
The kind of virus (or flu) where you don't know which direction to face the toilet, next. Also known as the lid-flipper-virus.
{blahhhhhhhh!!!!}
{sppfffhhhhhlllllltttttt!!!!!}
{blaaaaahhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhh!}
He'll survive, he's just got the 180-virus, tossin' and turnin' and doing the lid-flippin' on the old porcelain.
{sppfffhhhhhlllllltttttt!!!!!}
{blaaaaahhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhh!}
He'll survive, he's just got the 180-virus, tossin' and turnin' and doing the lid-flippin' on the old porcelain.
by buggy December 12, 2007
by pipperoni March 31, 2020