val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025

Val

Someone who is horny.

"Wow, that's a Val if I've ever seen one."

by Latina Niga January 12, 2020

val

val is literally the most sweetest human being. they love me for who I am. their so talented. they are just amazing. i love you.

val is so talented, val is so pretty, val is mine

by ariana 💖💖 June 12, 2021

Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.

Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!

by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025

Val

An abbreviation for "horny ass motherfucker"

Val to the left, val to the right. This is a stripclub alright!

by Mehssengerr June 20, 2021

val

val is the most sexiest person you will ever meet. she never admits to being rich

Guy 1: Val is so sexy.
Me (an alpha chad): Don't talk about my girlfriend like that brp

by swagernova March 23, 2022

val

the most genuine, kind-hearted, funny, and beautiful person in the ENTIRE universe. i love her with all my heart and soul and that will never change till the day i die and after that. i hope one day we meet each-other so i can feel her hands running through my hair and her breath quivering against mine.. anyways, love u always. - chloe

“have you seen val, shes so hot”
“i know too bad she has a gf:(“

by .chloeevy November 28, 2021