Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.
I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.
by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017
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Yap Vacuum

pronounced: yap vak-yoom

1. (noun) An area in which there is little or no sign of aidual interference, such as a library or a studio booth, or any area where there is uninterrupted silence.

2. (noun) An occurrence when one diverts surrounding individuals' attention to oneself.

3. (noun) An area that naturally causes change in one's morale, whether negative or positive, causing silence simultaneously during the process.
(1) "It's too loud here to study. Let's find a yap vacuum."

(2) The sudden outbreak of vulgar word exchange quickly became a yap vacuum.

(3) "This place brings back many bad memories. It's such a yap vacuum."
by TewSLy September 09, 2012
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vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas
"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."
by MrBJones June 11, 2013
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vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.
Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.
by Carley G February 24, 2008
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Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight
by Stias August 27, 2005
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vacuum anal

Sucking out an anus with a vacuum until fully stretched beyond use.
I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night
by Sí Pappí December 07, 2016
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semen vacuum

code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.
Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.
by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014
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