Gay syndrome

When straight people are gay and they don’t know it.

First guy: Do you want to go to the gym?

Second guy: Nah Bro let’s play basketball

Third guy to the first: I think he got gay syndrome

by hodenkobold March 11, 2021

The Sophie Syndrome

When you're fucking ill every fucking week, sometimes all year around...

Friend 1: hey, are you ill bro?
Friend 2: yeah bro, i got The Sophie Syndrome
Sophie: ffs, fuck you guys

by FreeNandos March 18, 2019

Sideman Syndrome

This is the case of being a sideman to everyone, even if you are in a new friend's group you are still a sideman. To identify someone infected with sideman syndrome you must spot the sideman in a group if friend's which are sidemen.

"Oi Mike has sideman syndrome"
"yeah i know that twat is still a sideman even with other sidemen"

by "Mike has sideman syndrome" March 31, 2015

SBTY Syndrome

Still Bigger Than You Syndrome.
A popular response when a friend comments on your muscular attributes.

Me: "I'm getting hella ripped, bro."
Friend: "Your tris are kind of lacking tho.."
Me: "I know, man...I have SBTY Syndrome."
Friend: "Whaaaaa?"
Me: "STILL BIGGER THAN YOU SYNDROME, BITCH."

by ReigelSwag December 19, 2013

Songholm Syndrome

A psychological phenomenon that results from absentmindedly listening to a bad song over and over again until you actually enjoy it.

See Stockholm Syndrome

John: P-p-p-poker face

Andrew: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

John: Sorry, man. My sister added Lady Gaga to our iTunes and I'm suffering from a serious case of Songholm Syndrome.

by neatokibitoduck January 17, 2010

RAS Syndrome

The unfortunate affliction demonstrated when someone feels the need to state the last word of a 3 letter acronym, as if it wasnt part of the acronym in the first place.

I forgot my PIN number when I went to use the ATM machine!

(translation) I forgot my Personal Identification Number number when I went to use the Automatic Teller Machine machine!

You will note the irony of the Acronym itself, which stands for Redundant Acronym Syndrome syndrome, which is a RAS syndrome itself!

by Ploddy April 4, 2006

Panda Syndrome

1.A condition where you'd rather screw-off than try to get laid.
2.Too stupid to reproduce for own benefit

Adam: Katie wanted your bone last night.

Jared: Yeah, too bad my Panda Syndrome kicked in.

by AKR November 2, 2006