Spoon

An insult,
Someone you don't trust with a fork.

"Josh is such a spoon."
"Oi Tony pass the ball you spoon."

by Oompada November 26, 2016

spoon

Lying "like spoons. ," "spoon like" in nature.", Resembling two spoons,one against the other.

"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"

People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!

by All the good names r taken May 21, 2020

Spoon

A retarded person.

One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.

by playsthecat July 26, 2020

spoon

a utensil with multiple purposes. you can both eat soup, cereal, etc with this object or use it to scoop people eyes and organs out

'wanna hang out'
'sorry i cant im s p o o n'
'spoon?"
'im gouging your aunt carols eyes out with a spoon, please dont bother me'

by hoteldel_leejieun September 8, 2020

spoon

a gay person that names themself after a utensil. usually in love with with someone called ellie

kai: haha spoon

joe: haha spoon
ellie: haha spoon
spoon: *gay noises*

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

spoons

Another word for a skateboarding prodigy. Reaches new limits, breaks boundaries, always raises the bar and at the end of the day rolls fiya J.

"yeah that was sick man!"

"riding like spoons!"

by WILL AND DAN February 5, 2018

Spooned

When something is really deep or meaningful

My conversation with her got really spooned last night dude we talked about heavy stuff

by Rammingthemat October 15, 2021