Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.

You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.

by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022

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Spas

The sexiest creature on earth! Dude is absolutely ripped and has the biggest dick in Mladost. He is fearless, determined, kind, loyal and is totally the funniest person in the group. You should be very lucky to be in the company of a Spas. A true chad.

Max:Bro...Spas is downright the coolest guy i know!
Kaloyan:Yeah man, he is so handsome and funnyy
Max: I am so jealous of him
Kaloyan: Same, amigo, same...

by Spasfan20100 November 22, 2021

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spa crashing

being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to

Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN

by Diagas March 15, 2022

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Spa Food

top secret menu 😉only the most knowledgeable and in crowd women know

“ don’t forget to order some spa food after the sauna”

by TannerShryan August 27, 2023

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Auto Spa

A one-stop shop for all your car’s needs, both mechanical and cosmetic.

After I drop my girl off at the actual spa today, I’ll be heading over to the Auto Spa to get my car fully detailed, oil changed, and tires rotated.

by CAR717 December 2, 2022

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Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.

"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."

by Interrator July 28, 2024

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