twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

Pwnage Seizure

Something the early-model PS3s get when there's too much going on in a game at once. (i.e. too many explosions) Beleived to be a graphics card or RAM problem.

This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.

Player: Yo what happened? You were dropping those bitches like flies just a minute ago and then you went offline.

Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.

by BFBC2 Anti-Medic October 5, 2010

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009

seizure-istic

A seizure like movement expressing surprise

Michelle jumped in seizure-istic surprise as Katy poked her butt!

by here and queer January 27, 2015

Grand Ball Seizure

When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.

Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.

by Happysun May 18, 2015

Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.

The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..

by aGina June 8, 2015

seizure time

Seizure time is a time that occurs at either 10am or 10pm. It involves two or more people either keyboard smashing or having a seizure because they are gayly gay. It symbolizes either friendship, love, or an intense religion involving seizures.

“Oh my, it’s seizure time!” Kaylin said.
“It is?” Aliyah replied. “You know what that means.”
“haiwnwvswishebuhspqbsbzheoqb” they both typed for a full hour.

by Nxghts June 22, 2019