A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.
by anonymous October 14, 2023
Get the Sourant's Seizuremug. Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 8, 2022
Get the Seizure to please hermug. The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009
Get the Crotch Seizuremug. an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.
by Korae December 17, 2009
Get the twat seizuremug. A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground
by Unknown Nikka February 25, 2020
Get the Lil Seizuremug. by Black dahlia May 17, 2025
Get the Seizure saladmug. Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.
by terrorint March 30, 2025
Get the Seizure Pornmug.