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Sconed

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet
girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!
by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021
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Scone

Me: This cookie is too soft :O
Person: Have a scone
Me: Whats a scone
Person: A hard cookie
by Hercules girl June 26, 2019
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Scone

The act of shaping your shit into a scone and giving it you your partner. Then making them vomit it up right into a funnel. The funnel then goes in your ass and you absorb the shit. Taking it like a god.
dayum. That girl so getting a scone
by fucking lesbian ass hoe January 8, 2020
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Boiled scones

Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes
Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?
by Memento V2 November 17, 2019
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Prone scone

A person with a large belly laying down, especially to masturbate.
I’m so full of cake but I’m horny, I’m goin’ prone scone.
by Nice2beinvited June 17, 2023
mugGet the Prone sconemug.

Scone app the beef

When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam
Gf just cookin' up a lil' somethin' somethin', DoNt mInd IF I do ;)))), Scone app the beef
by Realgangstermynigga December 6, 2016
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Alasken Scone

When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.
Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!
by Sconer October 19, 2008
mugGet the Alasken Sconemug.

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