Murph

To get slapped bitch slapped when you forget something

“What’s the name of the app again”

“I’m gonna fuckin Murph you”

**~Murph~**

by Bigstunna August 20, 2022

Murph

to hold in a fart with such anal tightness that the pressure is released by a dispersement of gas from the oral cavity

"Whats that noise? Jessie did you just murph?"

by Steve*O January 12, 2008

Murph

A really shitty person.

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."

by Stackhouse September 15, 2017

Murph

Murph- A stupid person who cannot read

Wow your a Murph

by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022

Murph

It is used as a slang for "I love you", but only between Zak and Kodie.

Sweet dreams baby. Murph!

by Zak+Kodie November 3, 2019

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.

A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"

by Supertwicken December 10, 2021