Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!
OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
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A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?
Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
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He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
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