Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...

stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!

by real proffeser June 14, 2019

lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019

Lemon

Lemons are a word for smut/extremely sexual content in fanfictions. There can be in almost all kinds of kinky shit, some intense and some bad.

That was one spicy lemon I just read.

Wow Castiel, I can't believe you just wrote a lemon.

by Luner101 May 16, 2018

Lemon

Lemon is the man that makes me happy when I am sad.

hey lemon im sad.
wanna talk about it?
yeah...
**bingus**

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.

Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!

by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020

Lemon

Lemon:
A sour tasting egg laid by a citrus duck

The citrus duck waddled away from the freshly laid lemon.

by LemonCitrusDuckHooman December 10, 2017

Lemon

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 12, 2017