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Helen Keller

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly
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Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you
“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect
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frosty helen keller

Cumming on a chicks face sealing her eyes and mouth shut so she mumbles like Helen Keller!
Last night Heather was annoying me so I gave her the frosty Helen Keller.
by clitfuck December 5, 2013
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helen keller

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helen Keller denier

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.
Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.
by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025
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The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”
Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night
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Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
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