Greta Gerwig, grEta gerUwig, gretA gerwiG

Greta Gerwig, grEta gerUwig, gretA gerwiG

Greta Gerwig, grEta gerUwig, gretA gerwiG

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Greta

To jump from one cause to another in order to grift the world for money

I totally pulled a Greta when I switched it up from supporting climate change and. Now I support hamas.

by Jimbo_Rooney123 June 3, 2025

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

by thurb April 28, 2024

Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.

I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.

I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024