graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII

Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out”

by Black lives matter July 7, 2019

graveyard gecko

Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with

Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery

by Graveyard_gecko January 18, 2023

Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.

Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.

by Grimsteezy November 4, 2022

Holy Grail Graveyard

A wonderful, tangible item or place that you miss dearly because it no longer exists and probably never will again.

"Do you remember those Rockstar Pomegranate energy drinks we use to drink in middle school? Those were so good. I'll have to add those to my holy grail graveyard list."

by kaitlynkat07 March 17, 2024

Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 8, 2019

Graveyard Chain

Where an inevitable queue of people are waiting to enter a graveyard

Those hospitals are a graveyard chain

by undies4sale September 6, 2022

Graveyard Skeet

A skeet session consisting of Julie's mother as the target. Usually performed after dusk.

Yo dude, lets hit up Julie's mother for a graveyard skeet.

by Bobs son November 4, 2008