Sausage Creature

The Sausage Creature was developed by Hunter S Thompson as a mythical creature that appears when a Cafe Motorcycle Racer goes down. I is the creature that eats our skin, breaks our bones and turns us into human sausage.

I am a cafe racer and have many times faced such a creature.

The bike flew wildly into the of a curve bearing down with the weight of speed and mass as the Sausage Creature devoured another victim.

by RDRZman August 3, 2012

mythical creature

Girls that generally resemble mythical creatures such as odd sea creatures and animals from Greek Mythology. Can be shortened as MC.

Dave "Wow, that girl Matt O. is talking to is NOT attractive at all"
Joe "Yeah, he likes going for those mythical creatures"

by Joey "the answer" D August 27, 2007

Creature Hours

A time period between midnight to 6 am where unproductive college students party and or do substances in a consistent manner. Acts performed during this time include beer pong, beer die, darts, listening to music, and puking.

Devon was drinking so much during creature hours that he missed his 8 am.

by ECav2527 February 12, 2021

Sweet Creature

a term you use to call people who you really love, admire and want to spend your life with.

- Louis Tomlinson is commonly known as a ‘sweet creature’, people really love him.

- Harry styles wrote a song called louis Tomlinson, oh sorry, sweet creature

by Louiswtkissy January 9, 2019

The Dirty Creature

To place or shit into some ones hand and then take a pube/body hair and tickle them till they smack them self with their own hand full of poop.

Dude, she was so wasted i gave her the dirty creature in her own bed.

by The King922 September 9, 2010

fruity creature

a strange being, could also be synonymous with nut case, but describes both behaviour and appearance.

'look at him, he's a right fruity creature'

by chlogfd December 8, 2020

Battle Creature

This term is used to describe a low-income single person from Battle Creek who’s usually on drugs. They usually can be found driving a car held together by duck tape and probably has some weed in the trunk.

Me: I crashed my car so now I gotta drive this piece of junk.

Friend: Lol you look like a Battle Creature driving that thing.

by JimmyBC October 5, 2021