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I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.
You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.
by Lady Cham May 25, 2015
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claim punk

to claim punk is to claim to be a part of the punk lifestyle because of x, y, x reasons

x, y, and z tend to be justifications based on style or external perception of their person, rather than their upholding the values of a punk lifestyle in action and solidarity (the values of punk being free-speech, self-expression, rebellion against oppressive and exclusive social systems)
"So you saw him purposefully ignore an act of injustice being committed against someone of a systemically oppressed identity?"

"Yeah, but then he showed me his r/joydivison posts, so he can claim punk."

"Didn't he argue in favor of hate speech based on the free market of ideas theory? He told me he thought every idea needed to be discussed and given space for discussion."
"Well, he's wrong about that. But, when he isn't arguing for arguments' sake, he plays in a sick band."
"Oh right, that pit was insane. He claims punk for sure."
by cap hill cutie May 3, 2018
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claim cricket

A derogatory term usually attributed to a white person of middle class means who lives in the Midwest region of the United States especially where people boomed for gold.
The dirty white boy wasn't nothing but a privileged claim cricket.
by DeadPegasus666 June 1, 2022
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claims adjuster

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.
by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
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Victim Claiming

Claiming to be the victim when you have committed a crime.
"Your Honor, I was blinded when I allegedly raped the defendant and she scratched my eyes out. She's victim claiming!"
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claim jumper

(Noun) 1. Claim Jumper - one who, even when better concentrates are available for free, will instead acquire and consume reclaim by any means necessary. (Reclaim Noun is defined as the substance that forms inside of a device used to smoke marijuana concentrates with heavy usage.)
"Bryan is such a claim jumper - This rig's joint was almost clogged but now it is damn near crystal clear and he is high as fuck."
by AndoranGambler October 3, 2017
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Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.
Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"
by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015
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