Where you cook alfredo for your date but you pre-coat the pan with your jizz marinated for a week. Then you start intercourse and insert it into her pussy while she screams “It burns!” Then you turn on crazy rap by digbar and hungry unicorn each other.
by glenn quagmire_ June 3, 2025
Get the Nutty Alfredo Pastamug. Alfredo is a gay nigga that has 10 orgys with a prostitute and loves big black cock up his tiny butt
by Ghost Ninja Ttv December 12, 2023
Get the Alfredomug. Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.
First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.
In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.
In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
Get the Alfredo juicemug. by theawesomeone11 July 10, 2025
Get the Alfredomug. Probably the name of someone with zero fucking iq. He lowkey chill but he kinda zesty tho. He either fat asf or skinny no in-between
by Urbansnurban January 1, 2024
Get the Alfredomug. A popular pedofile in the world who likes to abduct people in his icecreamvan. Alfredo de bospedos are mostly found in dark forests
by The cloudraper333 June 6, 2022
Get the alfredo de bospedomug. A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.
He can get all of the women, yet none of them.
He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.
He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.
If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.
He can get all of the women, yet none of them.
He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.
He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.
If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
Hold the Alfredo sauce
by Teampanties September 20, 2020
Get the Alfredomug.