Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.
First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.
In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.
In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
Get the Alfredo juicemug. Probably the name of someone with zero fucking iq. He lowkey chill but he kinda zesty tho. He either fat asf or skinny no in-between
by Urbansnurban January 1, 2024
Get the Alfredomug. A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.
He can get all of the women, yet none of them.
He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.
He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.
If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.
He can get all of the women, yet none of them.
He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.
He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.
If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
Hold the Alfredo sauce
by Teampanties September 20, 2020
Get the Alfredomug. the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!
by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010
Get the Snow Crab Alfredomug. He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach. He's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's much more than a boy, even though he's only 17.
He's best and most beautiful boy in the world...
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach. He's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's much more than a boy, even though he's only 17.
He's best and most beautiful boy in the world...
by Atuacatarina May 28, 2024
Get the Alfredo Castillomug. 
by peruvianflake November 3, 2015
Get the Don Alfredomug.