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Zion Brothers

Similar to "Eskimo Brothers", a name given to two men who have had sexual intercourse with the same woman, "Zion Brothers" refers to two men who have masturbated to the same pornographic material. The word "Zion" is defined as a hill in Jerusalem, on which the Temple was built (used to symbolize the city itself, especially as a religious or spiritual center). The hill is a metaphor for an erect penis and the religious and spiritual aspect is in reference to how often men masturbate (religiously) and the feeling they obtain from it (a spiritual one).
Clay: I just whacked off to Edward Penis Hands and nutted so much!

Ben: No way! I masturbated to that yesterday as well!

Clay: Holy shit, we're Zion Brothers!
by Edgar69 July 3, 2011
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zion train

Song by Bob Marley...also look for zion
Guy 1: Don't gain the world and lose your soul
Guy 2: Wisdom is better than silver and gold
Guy 3: Zion train is coming our way!
by Ken Sadok Atkins June 4, 2008
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Zion Grove

The middle of nowhere...Somewhere between Hazleton and Pottsville, though we're not sure where!

Go down center street in Ringtown and just keep going...eventually you will get there!!!

Should you find it, have a blast at whatever you can find to do because there are no cops in that "town"
Dude, let's go to Zion Grove and party on the Teter flats!
by From the flats April 23, 2009
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Zion the Name

People with the name Zion are usually mysterious genius god among men his charms are irresistible to women People with the name Zion also tend to have secret admirers unknown to them they also have a good sense of humor and don't care about insults.
by Seneral Gam July 24, 2016
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Zion B

A person that seriously gives off the vibe of an bmw i3, kinda techy, kinda compact, kinda useless
That guy kinda reminds of me of zion b
by Camimax April 6, 2022
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Zion Curtain

In Utah, a partition that separates the patrons of a bar from the bartender and prevents drinks from being passed directly from the place where they are mixed to the customer.
The name comes from "Zion," a reference to the LDS (Mormon ) Church whose prohibitions against drinking alcohol heavily influenced Utah's liquor laws.
Because the bar that she tended at had a Zion Curtain, Sarah had to walk around to the other side to hand every customer their drink. It was a pain in the ass, but at least it was good exercise.
by Pete Theroux August 20, 2011
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zion mikhael

he deserves the world ok? if you're not zion nicolas then shut up because only he matters and you do not. if you ever see this I'm just saying that you're the loml and I'll give you all the hugs someone can offer too. he's busy a lot he's also vv unstable, if you know zion make sure to give him all the comfort, love and affection. he also loves when people double text him so do that too. I'll forever care for zion mikhael and so should you.
is that zion mikhael? i heard he is precious!
zion mikhael is a great human.
by lmaoitsasecret July 20, 2021
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