Shitpost status

A format of low quality usually 2-3 second clips consisting of random humour pulled from the depths of discord channels, subreddits but never the person you'd see post it. This trend has been pioneered by such channels as guy with no creativity, in a valiant effort to gain a subscriber count and discord members. This format of video has made its way into the YouTube algorithm and thus is being abused for views.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Shitpost status?
Guy 2: yes, yes I have
by Click here to change your hand December 21, 2020
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Status Ho

Not to be confused with "staus quo," this term refers to a person who always updates their Facebook status to something in order to elicit attention in the form of comments.
Jason is always trying to be witty on his Facebook status, but in fact he is simply a Status Ho.
by queendna January 16, 2009
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Status Wanker

Someone who updates their facebook status at every opportunity. Continuously informing us of their every movement, mood change and achievement... A true Status Wanker believes that people are actually interested in their status updates.
16:00 Sami is having a bad day at the office.
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 Sami is watching a brill film

"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"
by Vincent Zippoff March 10, 2009
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man statue

A man who has a perfectly sculpted and chistled body that is to perfection. Also very sexy and is a sex pisttol
Man that guy in the band thirty seconds to mars is a man statue. Whats his name? OH Jared Leto ildi. Jared "sex pistol" Leto.
by fksdl; February 10, 2008
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Wizard Status

a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.
"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"
by Roboticus January 10, 2009
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Toxic Status

When you write a simple comment, or you like someones status on a social netowrking website, mostly Facebook and you receive a multitude of notifications from other people's comments. Its at this point you realize how stupid it was to comment.
1. "I liked his status and now I have 50 notifications. Its become a Toxic Status!"

2. "I just commented on his status. oh a notification, another one, another one, when will they end! No I have been infected by the toxic status."
by Frustrated Facebook November 12, 2009
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flight status

A term used to describe one's preparedness to engage in a certain activity, most often associated with drinking.
Tim: "What's your flight status?"

Larry: "We are a go."
by vaeren May 21, 2007
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