mirth rocket

Another word for the male genitalia, penis, cock, or shlong. Refereeing specifically to the penis when fully erect. The phrase comes from the word “mirth”, meaning happiness, joy or pleasure, when also combined with “rocket”. Mirth rocket directly translates to “pleasure rocket” which can be interpreted as a slang word for the erect penis.

Hey baby, you want to get some dong bags and hop on the ole mirth rocket.

by skitty April 24, 2008

Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.

Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.

by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008

dog rocket

A term used by cigar connoisseurs to describe a sub par cigar.

Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!

by Abriel August 28, 2006

pus rocket

Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.

I need some mustard on my pus rocket.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

rex rocket

Doing a run and jump, landing dick first into vagina

A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection

Is usually shouted as performing it

REX ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ItsEctoplasm May 1, 2016

Rocket Plunger

When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.

The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.

Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."

....

Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.

by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011

Tamp rocket

When you have a tampon in and you’re doing an activity that requires intense physical exertion of the body, specifically from the abdomen and/or legs, that makes it feel like your tampon is going to shoot out like a rocket.

Dude I can’t go to the gym today, I’m gonna totally blow out a tamp rocket.

“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
“Damn.”

by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019