Play the lottery

To makeout in the back of a car

We had to play the lottery in my corolla after prom

by Kimosabi January 31, 2018

Play the harmonica

when you drop a wafer, so you blow on it to make sure it has no germs.

"oh no, your wafer!"
"ahh it's ok, let me just play the harmonica"

by deak larjé March 30, 2022

play the hamonica

A way of saying, how about giving me a blow job.

Hey honey you want to play hide the bologna or play the hamonica?

by Batman's world March 12, 2023

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

by airda07 June 1, 2023

play the cut

Playing ya role, playing the game how you know it, using what u know to play

She think she playing me so imma just play the cut

by lilbands July 17, 2023

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.

A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email

by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025