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sneaky platypus

When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb
“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!
by The Scam69 August 17, 2022
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perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face
"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021
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Platypus

In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!
Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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Social platypus

Someone who cannot be placed into to any social archetype. Just like a platypus cannot be categorized by biologists
Damn, Marie is such an oddball. I can't catagorize her, she's like a platypus... a social platypus
by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025
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Platypus stain

A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.
by notastain April 26, 2010
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Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch
Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug
by Spitslayer June 18, 2020
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