Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

We Are Orphans

A Name for people who like having dead parents and are gay.

Hah! His name is We Are Orphans he must be gay and has no parents!

by ERIC_LX April 3, 2021

Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.

Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.

by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018

Orphan mod

A nickname for someone, usually someone who is an orphan and a discord mod.

Person 1: Hey orphan mod!
Person 2: Hey!

by Theeriver October 18, 2022

orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.

That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.

by Clanktree November 17, 2017

snowballing orphan

Punch your partner in the face so that they get two black eyes. Then jerk off in thier mouth and slap then so the semen comes flying out.

I'm going to jail because I gave a snowballing orphan to Laura Bush.

by Below Me March 28, 2007

Gay orphan

A orphan that likes the same gender as you

‘’Oh shit a gay orphan he fucking a guy in the butthole’’

by Gaygang69420 November 3, 2019