murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

murph

it is what a popular youtube video, know as " seal saying egg ( captioned ) " has in it

egg, fish, lick, murph, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by yeetith and yeet September 21, 2020

Murph

a cringe and very low tempered raptors fan

"yo bro you acting like murph"

by Polish_Jerry April 14, 2022

Murphed

The same as being "Diddy'd" except Murphy is doing it.

If you attend the Murphy party, you may be Murphed.

by Murphed Expert March 24, 2025

Murph

Murph- A stupid person who cannot read

Wow your a Murph

by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022

Murph

to hold in a fart with such anal tightness that the pressure is released by a dispersement of gas from the oral cavity

"Whats that noise? Jessie did you just murph?"

by Steve*O January 12, 2008

Murph

A really shitty person.

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."

by Stackhouse September 15, 2017