lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!
This is satire I promise
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!
This is satire I promise
by go away toot! July 29, 2021

The most coolest and most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. He has the best fits, best hair, and a winner’s smile. Those eyes shimmer when he spots something peculiar. Typ shi.
“I’ve seen Mateo R skating around.”
“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”
Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”
Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”
TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”
“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”
Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”
Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”
TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”
by your_plugg_26 April 2, 2024

A super gay guy, most likely from or born in Poland . Thinks his real name is spelled as “Matthew” . Drives a black pick up truck. Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to Dance with somebody” by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023

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mateo mechas, kinda slow but like sloth slow, its funny. lol. also this was a test. date: september 23rd, 2025. time: 9:13 pm.
by ✨trepyo✨ September 23, 2025

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺
by Panda February 1, 2020

Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.
by Fatesh June 14, 2024

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019
