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krusty buds

Krusty buds is a Liam who always wants to do random shit.

Just a krusty brudda.
Who looks like MdotR and survives on magic mushrooms and ribena
Krusty buds: yooo Harley I’ll buss you a couple mushrooms if u let me get a likkle cheeky vid

Harley: whatttt so man can get nitty for free?

Krusty buds: yehhh standard g
by Jammey Fucker April 3, 2024
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Krusty Krab

A song by DARC NiTE establishing rape, byhim saying "She wants my krusty krab"
She wants my krusty krab
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad
by TheIceCreamMan42302 September 14, 2017
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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
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Krusty Ronstain

An absolute idiot who throws everything that’s worthwhile in his life away. A person who cannot deal with their emotions so they burry themselves in Methamphetamine abuse instead of facing issues and dealing with them!
It’s so much easier to inject krusty ronstain with meth into my legs feet in fact any vein I can find rather than process pain hurt and rejection properly what an idiot!!!
by Lick me April 27, 2019
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Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
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Krusty

To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.
"Why is he so Krusty?"
by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021
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Krusty Dutchman

When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!
by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018
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