Jared

A notable figure in Vine ™(no longer running as of Jan 2017) history. He is someone who is 19, and has never f***ing learned how to read.

What's up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and i never f***ing learned how to read!

by ihaveabs September 14, 2018

jared

a guy with a HUGE penis.

Damn! did you see jareds HUGE penis?

by monkebawls July 08, 2022

jared

a sussy baka with a mullet

look at jared

by djgldjgidug May 25, 2021

The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

by someone you know March 15, 2005

Jared

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.

Jared Landis

by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013

Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

by HeckityHeck May 08, 2018

Jared

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

by sugar_58_ October 18, 2008