covid jab

This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?

Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".

by jimmybomm September 23, 2021

Josh-jab

A psychological attack to one's mentality, caused by slightly abusive remarks catering in the form of careless horse play. Meaningless & senseless seemingly but tolerance of such abuse often results in unfavorable behavior traits & actions.

I was having a really good day until all of my co-workers started josh-jabbing me.

by K1ci93n August 21, 2023

dagger jab

a rare dance move that involves moving your arms forward and backwards alternating between them with pointed fingers until they hurt while bowing your head in intense concentration

dude : this tune is ultimate rave
party dude : im bringing out the dagger jab
dude : thats awesome

by AJ Mac feat HC October 14, 2008

The glitter jab

A sexual act involving glitter-It is when the male of the relationship inserts glitter via pipette into the penis the proceeds to ejaculate into their Woman getting her pregnant in the process

People do this so their child is full of life and has a fun personality

Oh Johnny I want our baby to be exciting and fun not boring can we please use The glitter jab

by timmyZtom June 18, 2021

jarby jab

when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.

my friend ryan jarby jabbed me yesterday at school and it felt delicious.

by Shvoinky Shnootsi Mcgavin 1 November 30, 2010

Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009

Stag and Jab

The act of going stag to a social event, i.e. a wedding or party, alone with the purpose of finding a random person to have sex with and jab it in.

Billy: Hey, you find a date for that wedding?

Jimmy: Nah. I plan to pull a stag and jab.

by Qban25 September 11, 2011