chunky fountain

Tilting your head up as your vomiting so it resembles a fountain.

At the bar there was a nasty chunky fountain.

by Funny Definitions God February 3, 2014

fountain smuggler

A female who has liquid projectile orgasms.

Holy shit dude why are you all wet?

Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since

by APE_RAPE69 February 25, 2021

Brown fountain

When a girl/guy squirts from her/his ass when banged.

If the girl has had taco's the evening before and gets fucked so hard that she squirts a brown fountain of excrements.

by Dr. No Skill February 13, 2010

Stink Fountain

When you eat asparagus and then give your girlfriend a golden shower approximately 15-20 min later.

Hey honey, how about a nice stink fountain tonight?!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top June 14, 2022

ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.

She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!

by anonymous June 12, 2016

jedi fountain

The neon colored pee one gets after taking a large amount of B vitamins, or drinking an energy drink.

I can't drink any more Monster, just went to the bathroom and I already have a jedi fountain going on.

by Redrocker November 17, 2014