Double around-the-back Lumberjack

The act of inserting two fingers into the anus of someone from behind and then once fingers are fully covered with feces, rubbing it on their face in the appearence of a scruffy lumberjack's beard.

Did you hear kyle received a Double around-the-back Lumberjack last night?

by Paul and Nina with inspiration from Kyle November 21, 2006

double stuff the muffin

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.

Do you double stuff the muffin?

by SuperSonicX February 13, 2007

The John Wick Double Tap

Shooting your enemy once in the torso followed by a quick, accurate, second shot to their head. As seen, many many times, in the John Wick movies.

My boss is really on me this morning about some paperwork and he’s about to get The John Wick Double Tap.

by Frvnk Jveger May 16, 2019

Double Double on the Dirty Bubble

The act of committing multiple, varying sexual acts on a coochie.

double double expressing multiple and dirty bubble referring to a vagina

Person 1: “What did he do that took so long”

Person 2: “He was going double double on the dirty bubble”

by rExodus May 28, 2023

double fist the sun

When one signifigantly exceeds the legal Blood alcohol level and then proceeds to pick up a guitar and/or activate their vocal chords in a spree of frivolous, nonsensical, improvised musical glory. Most common in High School and College students. The Term is coined by the band from Norwood,Ma of the same name. Their smash hits include The Cream Between, Poturglar, and The Horse Song

This Weekend? I don't know, I guess we could go fucking crazy and double fist the sun a little bit, i just came up with a pretty fisty riff.

by Joe Ruscio September 25, 2005

double clicking the mouse

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.

Click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of crap)

by KCG January 26, 2004

double clicking the mouse

male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth

After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse

by "Thom" June 3, 2007